Wait For The Comeup

Patiently waiting for the highest peak of success .

Don't give up on your goals , just wait for the comeup .

by waitforthecomeupbrand August 27, 2017

Comfartable

The feeling in a relationship where you are comfortable enough to fart in front of your significant other; content with smelling a significant other's gaseous exhaust.

Honey, I've finally become totally comfartable with you.

by Rach to the el August 21, 2008

comeuppance

A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.

That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.

by Melanie5 May 15, 2010

spontaneous human combustion

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

comfi boi

a guy who loves wearing fluffy sweaters, and dresses comfi everyday, and yes, they do spell it with an I.

guy1: yo, look at STEVE, i think he's gay
guy2: no he's just a comfi boi

by Comfirt April 16, 2021

Combustion

Combustion is a better, more accurate term for lit. Or alternatively that which is lit, cool or awesome.

“Your outfit is combustion”

by Annajaye November 12, 2022

Comfuse

Where a computer confuses the crap out of you at the start of its use, middle or (may lead to) end.

This term is not just used in direction to n00bs.

1. May occur when the computer has caught the seasonal cold.
Kay: Daimn! 1 virus detected? How do I get rid of it? Why is my computer using hard to understand technical language!

2. May also occur when you download an upgrade to software you use regually.
Kay: Awsome! The new msn! Ok, so i've got to.. why is everything SO DIFFERENT! >_<#

3. Also occurs when high level is obtained from a game and the computer tricks you into believing you have to do something, when you don't and therefore lose.
Kay: Whoo! level 26! Okay, this seems easy, just got t-
YOU LOSE.
Kay: Ugh, im going outside.. *so comfused*

by natalie sthoup August 3, 2010