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Condombrella

A clear umbrella, the likes of which makes the wielder look like they are hiding in a condom from precipitation. The more people utilizing the awkwardly domed and transparent umbrella, the more ridiculous the scene becomes.
Person 1: It's raining awful hard, why not use my umbrella? There's room for two.
Person 2: I will not add more seed to the contents of your condombrella; I'd rather chance the rain.
by Rehgan Otes November 3, 2009
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mesh condom

A completely unreliable and useless individual.
Eric was supposed to be here an hour ago to help us move!

Yeah, well I don't know why you're surprised, he's as reliable as a mesh condom
by jingerotomy June 17, 2008
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Ear Condom

To say that one wears an "ear condom" is to imply that one is critical of what others are saying, to the point where they block it all out. Made popular by the Lady Gaga song "Judas".
People kept telling me I could never make it as a professional donkey model, but I put on my ear condoms and tried it anyway!
by bush0023 June 7, 2011
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Condom Anxiety

Condom anxiety occurs when a guy is totally ready to go and then has to put on a condom, reminding him of the reasons one uses a condom: "Is she going to get pregnant?"; "Does she have an STD?" This frequently results in immediate loss of arousal and inability to perform. This condition is also prevalent among guys that were raised Catholic and taught that birth control is forbidden, calling to mind the fact that premarital sex is also forbidden and causing them to feel guilty about what they are about to do. See "Guilty Penis Syndrome."
"Dude, I saw you leave the bar with that hot chick... How was it? Did you rock her world?"
"Man, she was so into me and everything was going great until I went to wrap it up... I had a nasty condom anxiety attack and couldn't go through with it."
by Genebeeb October 6, 2009
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Ocho Cinco Condom

Condom that will catch ANYTHING your johnson shoots
Dam this ocho cinco condom is greatt
by freakalieradf August 27, 2009
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condom smear

When you throw a used condom at a flat vertical plain and leaves a snail trail of semen as it slides down the object (ie. a wall, a window)
"After fucking some chick in my car I tryed to throw the used condom out the window, but the window was closed hence leaving a huge condom smear on my window."
by Pointy Pouliot December 16, 2007
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Condom Brothers (CB)

When two male have sex with two females at the same time in the same room, and when they have both finished they realized they have used the same type of condom. After this they develop a bond far greater than any others and become condom brothers.
-Bro I'm done
-bro me too
- shit we both used Trojan Twisted Pleasures at the same time in the same room on our girlfriends. Bro we are condom brothers (cb)
by MR. Christian Gooch January 11, 2012
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