Clunge pit

A lap dancing venue where the girls give fully naked dances, as opposed to only topless dances (i.e. those found at a "titty bar"). Such venues are often publicised less and more conspicuously placed than the average "titty bar" (i.e located down seedy back-alleys).

1) We went to a clunge pit on Gary's stag night.

2) I could have blown my inheritance in that clunge pit last night.

by Arisutea May 18, 2009

clunge mustard

The remnants of dried spotty blood at the latter stages of a woman's menstrual cycle

Went to go down on Doreen but noticed she still had a bit of clunge mustard in her undies

by Krudbucket April 29, 2021

Feta Clunge

A female who is not attractive to the male, a woman out to seek men for sexual intercourse but is extremely unattractive and has been presumed to have a cheesy vaginal area.

Jack: Where were you last night?
Luke: I spent the night with that blonde girl.
Jack: Ahh no man that's sick, she was Feta Clunge.

by GaryArnold August 8, 2009

clunge-plunging

The act of love. The insertion of the penis into the clunge.

"My word, I'm tired. All night clunge-plunging followed by a hard day at the office. I need a beer!"
From "Hitler - My Autobiography" by Adolf Hitler, Austro-German dictator and champion surfer.

by Percyhalfpig February 16, 2004

clungeface

vaginal wetness around the uper and lower lip

WOW SMEGERY SMARNER HAS A clungeface

by AK LOVES SMEG June 17, 2009

clunge-punch

a punch to the female genitalia, which is most effective by first dropping to one knee first and swooping in an upper-cut fashion.

guy 1:that bitch gave me herpes!
guy 2: clunge-punch her

by wardrobe-head and potter February 21, 2010

Clunge Clapper

A clapping sound made from the 'clunge'.

A tribute to the all great Sam Baldock with his underage girlfriend Amber.

Pimp my clunge clapper

by Secret_Admirer_of_Baldy September 8, 2010