cologne cloud

The environment-destroying cloud of stank that surrounds a person who has overdosed on the fragrance.

"Dude, that guy had a serious cologne cloud happenin. I can still smell that shit 2 hours aftyer he left."

by Kim K January 16, 2006

Colon Yodel

A particularly long and loud fart, usually with multiple changes of pitch.

I tried to choke off that fart in the 'vator, but once it started leaking I just went all colon yodel.

by luckymike January 18, 2008

Kentucky Colonels

1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.

2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.

1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.

2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.

by PMax February 24, 2008

Hockey Cologne

This is a tearm used by us hockey players that describes the smell and scent of our sweat-soked gear. Can be most noticeable when a player opens his equipment bag in the lockerroom and begins to dress up. A few other place's one can smell hockey cologne is when players come out of the lockerroom or when your sitting neer the glass and a group of players get hung-up in the corner and also at home when your drying out your gear.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Oh, Thats hockey cologne"
"Hockey cologne? Whats that?"
"The smell of my sweaty hockey gear drying out from lastnights game"
"Wow, it stinks"
"Yeah, We sweat our ass off under all that gear."

by MICHIGAN HOCKEY JOCK April 15, 2008

colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.

Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.

by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011

Bay Colony

1) Adj- Extremely rich, snotty, white, and preppy. Used to describe kids from ages 12-17 living in Eastern Virginia. See douche bag.

2)Noun- A place in Virginia Beach, Virginia where wealthy children run around pretending they are cool and that they are highly respected in society.

1) Did you see that girl? My God, she was so Bay Colony.

2) Bay Colony Girl- OMG, I can't believe we're doing this. We are so bad!
Bay Colony Guy- I know, loitering in school after hours makes us such daredevils.

by trololo69 October 25, 2011

clonger

A turd that is too big to flush.

Corey dropped a clonger so huge, he lifted off the ground.

by DavidBowieBowie March 4, 2009