Collin Brientnall

The hottest man alive. Comedy from the gods. The only reason to have tiktok. King.

Friend 1: Who is Collinb963?

Friend 2: Duh! He is the king of tiktok Collin Brientnall

by collinstoe May 31, 2020

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

David Colón

Formidable foe, intelligent, creative, handsome, He is a true man. Not only will women flock to him because of his strength, but also because of his stark intelligence and wisdom. Smart and funny. Has auburn hair and brown eyes. An attentive and selfless lover.

He's a guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants.

Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option.

I miss David Colón so much

by MissinDavid90 March 18, 2011

Colon Cleanser

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.

by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010

Colonel Valor

A sexual maneuver where a masked man has anal sex with a woman, racing to finish before a time bomb detonates.

For purists, the bomb is set to six muntes, seven seconds.

I was in the middle of giving her a Colonel Valor, when I realized it wasn't about her.

by Purist86 January 2, 2011

collinsed

To be decisively proved wrong after making an unsupported statement, or to be owned in a more general sense.

Similar to owned and sonned.

"Yeah, she tried to argue with the professor, but he's an expert and she got straight collinsed."

Person 1: Ahh, I'm not worried, you can't hit the last cup
Person 2 (after hitting the last cup): Collinsed!

by prince reader May 25, 2009

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.

Kavanaugh thought he'd order a whiskey for himself, and a Susan Collins for his new mistress.

by TibLard October 6, 2018