Coaled

The douchiest possible way to say you're hot, it's hot, etc. It is pronounced the same way as cold, and yet means the opposite: "as hot as hot coals," basically.

"It's so coaled out today!"

"But it's 100 degrees out today, dude."

"I know! It's like hot coals!"

"Oh..." (and then the coldest of stares)

by lljdude July 28, 2014

cooled

When someone in conversation keeps talking beyond an acceptable amount of time, and the only response to move on is, "cool."

You being cooled: "cool."

by coolman91 May 31, 2018

Coined

Rich and spoilt people

"That bastard is so coined!"
"Look at that coined idiot!"

by LoserSheep February 23, 2021

Coliedcub

A very attractive man who is great and does not do drugs or has children in his basement

I love coliedcub

by Man dude male December 24, 2022

alaskan coiler

An Alaskan coiler is a poop so large that it coils around the toilet bowl and protrudes the water.

"Bro, clear the F out. I'm about to pinch off an Alaskan coiler"

by butt cheeks. November 6, 2015

Coined

A common missconception is that to 'Coin' a phrase means that you are the first person say/write a phrase that is then adopted by the general public.

In fact, to 'coin a phrase' is the first person to earn a buck from it - for example: in the press.

"When you come down to 'brass tacks' - if we may be allowed the expression - everybody is governed by selfishness."

All of the other known early citations either originate in, or refer to, Texas. It is reasonable to assume that the phrase was coined there, in or about the 1860s.

by lion paw March 31, 2008

coined

to have a coin (25 cents or larger cheap-ass) dropped in your drink, and consequently having to chug that drink. A coin can only be dropped in your drink if you are holding it.

You got coined, save George!! (Drink it, and retrieve George Washington)

by JFeiten March 31, 2008