Coffeecrack jew

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

coffeetho

Shortened word for “coffee though”. Used to describe ones admiration and gratitude for a quality coffee.

“Good to see you bro, it’s been awhile...” *sips coffee* “...wow, coffeetho!!!”

by Your Grayness May 18, 2021

CoffeeArt

CoffeeArt is very distinctive and separate from designs created by barista's in the foam of a latte.
CoffeeArt is made from mixing instant coffee into 3 different strengths and using that to paint sepia toned works of art.
The artist paints his Coffeeart on water color paper and they vary in size. Linda Finstad is the most prolific coffee artist in the world and has painted 1000 pieces of CoffeeArt. you can check out her work at www.famouscoffeeartist.com

How amazing that this coffeeArt painting was made using instant coffee

by Famous Coffee Artist August 12, 2022

coffeehouse cheeseburger

when a girl rubs her piss and shit all over her pissy and you eat/ slurp it all up

dude we were really drunk last night and erica convinced me to give her a “coffeehouse cheeseburger” i regret it

by dickdickpoopoo November 3, 2022

coffeeshop love

Coffee shops offer a setting, a particular aura that's inviting and cozy like your love.

Wow Victor is so romantic and warm, it's like he has coffeeshop love

by Taishiro toyomitsu April 20, 2023

Coffeeholic

An individual who suffer from Coffeeholism

Your such a CoffeeHolic Dave Devartainian

by Danielberman23 December 23, 2014

coffeeshop intellectualist

Part of the stupid 'public intellectualism' movement of poets and artentainers, who perform in Starbucks™ Cafes.
Also called starbuckism/ starbucking.
See also, beauty shop Nagel.

Guitar-wielding fake coffeeshop intellectualists come and play their ditties at Starbucks, Abdoun and Boooks@Cafe coffeeshops in Amman all with an air of put-on knowledge of 'cords' and fretboard theatrics, while they haven't got the first molecule of taste. They should at least buy good gits and read some good poetry.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007