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Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.
"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"
by IanMalcom June 2, 2017
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cock coconuts

Slang for testicles, which produce semen that resembles coconut milk in look and texture.
I was stranded on a deserted island with 3 hot chicks, and they had to survive on the milk from my cock coconuts.
by Spermzorr February 7, 2007
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coconuts

Store where music, movies, and games can be bought
The stupid customers that come to Coconuts should be shot in the face.
by kam February 28, 2004
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coconuts song

The coconuts song is the bushmurry's national athem of their country perky coconuts island it has the exact same tune as the milkshake song. the coconuts song is not for the faint hearted.
"Oh my coconuts bring all the boys to the beach and their like bigger than yours damn right their bigger than yours damn right their bigger than yours" " oh kelsis coconuts r biggest of them all and their like really really big damn right their really really big u could touch em but we'd have 2 charge" There are alot more verses to the song but you have to be a bushmurry to know the whole song.
by Courtney is cool May 29, 2004
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coconuts

damn bitch you need to clip those coconuts
by horny bastard January 11, 2005
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Coconit

When there's that one person who can't shut the fuck up, just refer to them as this.
Kim: What is actually wrong with you.
Sam: Can you like, shut up you fucking coconit.
by C H A M A June 2, 2018
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hairy coconuts

when one individual, most likely a woman, is giving a blow job and out of the corner of their eye this individual sees that the mans pubes are quite hairy and then screeches "ah hairy coconuts" and immediately stops what their doing.
i was performing a blow job last night when i realized the man had hairy coconuts.
by bummyland November 13, 2011
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