coconut

n. a person who is tan on the outside (mexican, indian, philipino) and white on the inside

Jenny is a coconut

by Ruby March 3, 2003

Spelling Coconuts

While a man is laying naked, flat on his back, a woman sits upon his erect erection and imagines her pussy is a beautiful bushy paint brush spelling out the letters 'C O C O N U T S' in a rhythmic sexual flow of motion.

Chad: "Nancy was totally spelling coconuts last night and now I think she's pregnant"
Brad: "oh fuck.....
Chad:.....
Brad:....
Chad and Brad: "I fucking love COCONUTS"

by Kamalani1122 July 17, 2019

Spell coconut

Spell coconut: a sexual term used while having sex; basically you’re riding and while you’re on top riding you have to spell the word coconut with your hips while on top.

Bae waittt lemme spell coconut

by itsscece1212 July 18, 2019

coconut kiss

simply put, a blow job, fellatio or head - however you want to say it.

inspired by a drink called coconut kiss that looks like jizz in a bottle.

I totally gave Thomas a coconut kiss last night!

Omg did you hear that Emily gave Freddie a coconut kiss?

Where's Michelle? Oh she's giving Tony a coconut kiss.

by bethbabex June 15, 2009

Coconut Waffledog

The act of a person sprinkling coconut on a fresh pile of dog shit then smearing it onto a waffle or pancake. ( Usually a waffle ) The person will then proceed to ejaculate onto it, after which he/she will eat it.

My girlfriend made me a Coconut Waffledog and after eating it my shit smelled like coconut for 3 weeks.

by shox178 November 30, 2011

Coconut Oil

When your skills are worse than Dog Water and Rice Water combined

KID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR A DOG WATER COCONUT OIL SHITTER LITERALLY KYS

by SnowOz February 6, 2021

Banana-Coconut

A banana-coconut is a rare tropical fruit. They are long, slender, and round They range in length from 4 to 10 inches and average 1 to 2 inches in diameter. There are 4 main colors, black, yellow, red, and white. It grows on trees and is connected by a short stem. During the fall the tree drops its fruit. It discharges its seeds from the tip of the fruit in a gooey, white to clear liquid. The tree is rare because other trees cant grow under the tree, and thats where the seeds usually end up.

When tards try to talk to me, I distract them by saying banana-coconut

by Where's Tardo? January 21, 2011