cocktwatt

An amazing combination of cock and twatt, meaning either a reference to a she-male's genitalia, or just a big ol' douchebag.

That guy is such a loser, he is a cocktwatt.
Hey! Take a look at that guys/girls cocktwatt!

by gmag321 June 6, 2007

cockswab

the act of inserting ones penis into an individuals orifice, usually the ear, for hygenic purposes

the man was hard of hearing until he recieved a cockswab

by parker52 April 10, 2009

cockswagger

to think that your shlong is the biggest on earth, instead looks like a tater tot.

dude, your cockswagger pisses me off, you got a baby dick, not a daddy dick.

by fookbunny December 7, 2011

cockswangling

When you violently masturbate with your penis, sometimes even leading to mutilation.

I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.

His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.

You should never cockswangle.

by Captain Drunk Pirate Snorty May 2, 2014

CockSwab

To swab the inside of a vagina with your dick (or a dick)

Yo I just cockswabed ya girl

by Low ballet November 1, 2016

Cocksnatch

Softest angriest dick I’ve ever encountered.

Worst/best person you will ever meet.

That dude is the biggest cocksnatch I’ve ever met in my entire life.

by Rhettness December 23, 2017

cockswabber

A man who sticks his penis into another man's penis, commonly swabbing with the head of his erect penis. They are awarded bonus points for prolapsing their uterus.

I love watching cockswabbers on XVIDEOS.COM.

by Urmomtriplenipples May 28, 2018