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cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.
During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).
by Lorindel February 6, 2010
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cockslayer

one (particularly a homosexual one) who satisfies penice to climax in a very aggressive way.
I never heard of a cockslayer (Sean Monahan) who didn't take manjuice in the face!
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cockslave

a slave to the cock, could me male or female, preferrable male
Shut up you stupid cockslave.
by your mom December 27, 2004
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Cockskape

A girl/guy who wants cock, but can't get it.
Damn, that cockskape offered me 12 dollars to suck my cock.
by Eli Gottfried July 22, 2004
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cocksoaker

A derogatory use of the word soaking which is to place ones penis in a vagina and not move in and out.
Toby is being a complete cocksoaker, and that's sad.
by Shanimal, Jake and Evil August 9, 2007
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cockswabbing

The act of using yo dick to brush your woman's teeth and dropping a load on her tongue to get rid of her bad breath.
Man her breath was so bad I gave her a Cockswabbing..
by TJSILLY July 2, 2017
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cocksman

One who can execute the art of what ones cock desires at any given time.
"Hey Nicole guess who had sex."
"Who?"
"I did."
"But Lauren I thought you were going to save yourself for marriage, what happnened."
"I was but I don't know, Anthony was so different"
"OH! Anthony, hes not different, He's a COCKSMAN!!!"
by .......JUiCE September 8, 2008
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