cockmongle

(noun) Someone who mongles the cock

(noun) a word used to insult or hurt a person.

You're such a cockmongle!

by The Akid June 24, 2009

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin

Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!

by The Babysat July 18, 2004

cockmonkey

a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.

Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock

by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010

donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel

A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves

Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!

Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!

by jeepguy84 August 21, 2013

cockmonger

One who loves the cock.

Jack Anderson

by Dan Riss January 16, 2003

cockmonger

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.

George Bush is a cockmonger.

by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007

cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

by m0cka January 23, 2009