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Cobble Fuck

To throw something together haphazardly from whatever is lying around. Synonym to jury rig or MacGyver.
Our budget is pocket lint and boss wants this done before we go home, time to cobble fuck something together.
by ConkedCrete February 16, 2022
mugGet the Cobble Fuckmug.

cobble

a space around your crotchal region (genitals) about 1 foot in radius that is akward to invade or have invaded. a combination between the words cock and bubble, pertaining to the vicinity based perameters of the cobble, and males in particuar, but also women.
When you are chillin with friends and someone looks behind them or moves and suddenly realizes they are in in your cobble (about a foot away from your package), and freak out and everyone laughs about the akwardness.
by honeybeedan March 11, 2011
mugGet the cobblemug.

Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.
“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”
by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021
mugGet the Cobble Goblinmug.

Cobble-Cock

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?
mugGet the Cobble-Cockmug.

Cobble Pond

An emotional format of hanging out between towards friends. What separates a cobble pond session from an ordinary hangout is the expectation of emotional outbursts occurring during said cobble pond
Hey molly you look a lil down. Wanna go for a drive and have a phat cobble pond?
by Mollyyouchampion July 17, 2018
mugGet the Cobble Pondmug.

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