cobwebs

when a man ejaculates between a woman's breasts. she then presses her breasts together and when they come apart, the semen resembles cobwebs

after tittyscrewing her... she showed me the cobwebs i had made

by raaararara May 13, 2005

cobweb head

somebody whose head is obviously devoid of anything else.

I have to go meet Mike because he ran out of gas again. He's such a cobweb head.

by atossa January 3, 2010

Cobwebbish

An area filled with spiderwebs, cob webs and dust bunnies. Usually found in dark creepy cellars. A generally unappealing environment that gives you the creepy crawlies/eebie jeebies.

Katie was reluctant to go into her cellar to find ski supplies. When asked why, she replied, "the cellar is too cobwebbish"

by notsolilbear December 28, 2010

cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016

Cobwebbed

when you get jizz in your eye...

I was giving my man a blowjob and just got cobwebbed

by bluerose420 July 24, 2016

cobweb rocket

To have a cobweb rocket

Having a dusty "rocket" or penis

When you haven't had sex in a while your rocket gets cobwebs on it

Your dads cobweb rocket

by jesgsgsgsg August 11, 2017

cobweboration

Refers to the "evidentiary" accumulation of old dusty "spider-lace" over the access-opening to some area or device, thus proving to observers that you have indeed not been messing around in said locale, just as you'd stated you hadn't.

When the well-servicing guys came to replace my submersible water-pump and removed the well-pipe's outer cap, there was a thick layer of obviously-many-years-old cobweboration layered over the end of the pipe, showing the guys beyond any doubt that this was the first time it had been uncovered since they themselves had installed it well over a decade earlier. I gigglingly said, "You see? Long live spider's webs! This proves conclusively that I haven't had my cotton-pickin' hands down there, and so the pump's malfunctioning couldn't possibly have had anything to do with meddling on my part!"

by QuacksO May 8, 2019