Custerbate

The act of crying while masturbating.

My girlfriend just dumped me, I think I'm going to go home and custerbate.

by Anonymous 12359285 January 3, 2018

Clusterfarce

A version of clusterfuck that you can get away with saying in class (even if you are the teacher).

Our country is suffering from congressional clusterfarce

by Dr. Wierdsmith February 3, 2020

clusterfaith

The righteous Christian feelings that are generated, amplified and widely spread when a person in high authority says something and convinces just one disciple, then ALL people believe that disciple in everything he says.... soon, everyone has the same faith.

It's a clusterfaith!

Bob was not positive the Ark could actually hold 2 of every species existing during the times of Moses. But, when Billy Graham spoke on Sunday and verified the claim as being fact, Bob was swept up in a clusterfaith experienced by millions in every country of the world, one which no court could possible defeat.

by You rReal Name November 25, 2020

ClusterBuster

when there is so much traffic and/or stuff that is very crazy

Guy 1: this party is one heck of a clusterbuster
or
Guy 1 again: MAN MOVE *honk honk* Dude this is such a clusterbuster

by ratpoop_ March 6, 2021

clusterfarqary

Clusterfarqary is the term used when you are not directly involved in a Clusterfuck. It is a Clusterfuck observed from a distance. It can be a multiple Clusterfuck situation. It can also be a premonition of a Clusterfuck event where certain actions are observed that will eventually lead to a Clusterfuck.

Clusterfarqary is afoot, having that group of people attend this event. The inexperience of our leader assures us that clusterfarqary is wantonly approaching.

by Lucky-Phill April 2, 2024

CLUNTERBANG

CLUNTERBANG (noun/verb)
/ˈkluhn-tər-bang/

Definition:
A loud, chaotic, and questionably consensual-sounding crash that comes from behind a closed door, usually involving at least one person falling, furniture moving, and some kind of hookup, accident, or high-speed booty-related miscalculation. Can be sexy, scary, or both.

"There it was—the unmistakable sound of a clunterbang. A chair tipped, a moan echoed, and someone yelled 'MY KNEE!' We just turned up the music."

by Sanfranloko May 15, 2025

Clustermaxxing

Combining different sections of maxxing e.g. lifemaxxing, looksmaxxing, dickmaxxing, fartmaxxing

Yooo Hannes,
Are you still clustermaxxing?

by Erd7324 January 12, 2026