Hitting the clubs like a baby seal

A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.

Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."

by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011

Clumsy Stranger

The act of sitting on your left hand (if you are right handed) or right hand (if you are left handed) until it becomes numb. Then you bust one out with that hand.

"I was so bored last night I gave myself a clumsy stranger."

by BagofDicks April 18, 2013

clumsy pelican

The act of one female on three males. This performance consists of the female, on her knees, performing felatio on one standing male while giving manual pleasure to the other two males, standing on either side of the female. The gyrating motion of the arms and head of the female produces a motion reminiscent of a clumsy pelican.

I couldn't believe how silly Jill looked when she was doing the clumsy pelican on Frank, Bob, and Jim in that video!

by wopdonk May 7, 2008

pull a clemson

the act whereby an overrated football team builds up a big winning streak and artificially high national ranking by beating up on inferior competition, only to lose a bunch of games and get killed by truly good teams at the end of the season, thus exposing them for what they truly are.

"Clemson started off the 2011 season 8-0 and ranked as high as #6, only to 'pull a Clemson' and lose 4 of their last 5, get embarrassed by their rival South Carolina, and then give up the most points in bowl history to West Virginia in the Orange Bowl."

by CaliCock January 7, 2012

pull a clemson

To make it to a big stage or high point and then fail beyond comprehension. To fail miserably.

When someone screws up a work:
Well I guess you will have to talk to the boss about that - you pulled a clemson.

To my son, You have a test today. Well don't pull a clemson.

When the check out clerk at Walmart rings up an item twice - Hey you pulled a clemson on my bill.

References: 2012 Orange Bowl
West Virginia 70 Clemson 33

by ACC_SUCKS January 8, 2012

meef clams

a sexually transmitted parasite causing the labia to become mangled looking and the vagina to release disgusting odors into the air causing severe gagging and asphyxiation of any living creature standing within 10 yards.

that poor sucker stuck it in trisha without a condom and now he got her meef clams.

by trawzelle April 2, 2007

Bwead clumb

Just bwead clumb.

Chase: Bwead clumb?
Mario and Sam: Bwead clumb.

by Mario and Sam July 24, 2019