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Crumping 

The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.
Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.
Crumping by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009
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clomping 

Pooping a little bit in the bed after having anal sex.
"Jerry and I were doing it in the ass and when he pulled out I started clomping. I couldn't stop it!"
clomping by toshasalad March 13, 2015

Clamping 

Excessive chewing activity resulting from MDMA ingestion.
Fuck me! After that second pill I was clamping like a motherfucker!
Clamping by Lord Stu March 21, 2020

frog clamping 

a sexual position in which a man squats down as if to hop(like a frog) and the woman then grabs the mans testicles from behind clamping them between her fists, tugs up and down and eats out the mans asshole.
"come on and finish your beer honey, im going to give you a frog clamping like your granny never did,YEEHAW!!"
frog clamping by ben head November 8, 2006

Climping 

The act of trimming one's labia with pinking shears for aesthetic and/or sensory purposes.
Tammy knew she was gonna be sore after climping, but this was ridiculous! It felt like she'd done the splits on a box of dynamite!!!
Climping by Dirty Animals May 14, 2009

crumping 

worst dancing in the world. made from the new gen. hip-pop and needs no skill what so ever to do.
crumper: man im hiphop
bboy: man your hippop
crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hipHOP and its orgins, thanks man
bboy: no problem you suck anyways