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Clue Master

Someone who is utterly without a clue, usually funny because they think they know whats going on.
The boss doesn't 'get' that all the dilbert cartoons put up on the office walls are making fun of HIM, what a Clue Master !
by Nodamnbody September 12, 2009
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cluseless

KLūS-less; adjective. used to describe someone who is both clueless and useless
That guy doesn't know what he's doing, and he has no purpose in being here. He is completely cluseless.
by Rotorgust January 16, 2014
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Captain Clueless

Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.
When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.
by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009
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clue by four

Used primarily by people in the tech support field, it refers to the desire to hit a stupid user over the head with a board, in the hopes that their brain will actually work properly.
The boss says he broke his 'coffee cup holder' again...would someone fetch me a clue by four?
by Evil Timmy February 18, 2004
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Jigaboo Clues

Subliminal clues that you try to notice from unsuspecting individuals at a party or social gathering after you make a statement that includes an intentional racial slur. The point of doing this is to judge the reaction of your peers to find out if its acceptable to use these slurs at free will and not have the fear of offending anyone.
Josh: Alex, can i say nigger here?
Alex: I dont know, find some jigaboo Clues..
Josh: (to everyone at the party) Man!! Ben Wallace is a bigg nigg!!!
Person From The Party: "YEAAAAA.. THAT NIGGA'S HUGE"
Person From The Party 2: "THATS A GIANT NIGGA FO SHO!!"
Josh: Cool, we're safe.
Alex: Ok, thanks for checking. I owe ya one, i almost forgot to check."
Josh: No problem, Nigga!
by partysafetyfirst February 5, 2009
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Clucker Fucker

Someone who either dates or is married to a crack head, can also be used as an insult.
You are so fat you'd be lucky to be a clucker fucker and like it!
by Xombygod January 19, 2009
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dj clue

A DJ from New York. DJ clue was born in Jamaica, Queens and began mixing tapes. He has been fucking up songs by putting all the information about the song in a reverb voice and needlessly putting "Desert Storm!" and "New shit from DMX/Ja Rule/LL Cool J/ Jadakiss/etc". His "remixes" are what you almost always get in p2p
Ruff Ryders: World War III
"yeah. The world Famous. DJ Clue. Desert Storm. The great ones. Part three. Fuck'em all. I'm gonna get rest in peace. MN timberwolves. Rest in peace dog.(20 second pause---->) Y'all know how we do. Strictly new shit. You know run this. Kna'mean? Act like you want it. NEW SHIT! Ruff Ryders! Snoop Dog! Jadakiss! Scarface! Yung One!

Start the song already! 55 seconds of bull-shit so I can hear him scream Desert Storm at the worst possible moment? God wants humanity to suffer!
by Gubgubkolkol December 24, 2008
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