Douche Clot

scummy person, jerk

You are such a f***** douche clot

by Lisa M Piccininni October 06, 2012

Knot Clots

Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.

Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2015

traffic clot

A single vehicle moving at a slow speed, blocking vehicles from normal travel. Has been know to cause strokes.

I would have been to work on time had it not been for the traffic clot on Main Street.

by scottster July 25, 2006

Cottage Clot

When a woman has a bad yeast infection.

Damn, Niki got some nasty ass Cottage Clot.

by AlexdaKing October 22, 2008

Dirt Clots

Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.

I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.

Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.

I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.

by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2017

Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman.

Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!

by nonkatt August 13, 2011

Clot Head

Someone who is mentally slow.

He was forgetful, a little dim and didn't really know what was going on - he was a real clot head.

by Mostin September 13, 2018