durf clod

Durf Clod: Similar to dingleberries but found in the durf region. Commonly occurs when you wipe from back to front.

1. While manscaping, my razor suddenly jammed full of durf clods.

by Chuck Norris the 3rd December 2, 2007

Clods

A team of MySpace hackers famous for there of myspaces. Coined the term groverize in the late 1990's.

Yo you hear of the clods?

by Jlew costanza November 1, 2007

Clod Hoppers

A huge pair of boots, that are trampy, and dirty looking.

Michael Ryan wears Clod Hoppers!

by Rogue Trader CS January 22, 2006

Clod hop

A verb that can be used in any situation.

-That boy just clod hopped that dog
Translation- That boy just fed the dog

-I just want to clod hop on his face
Translation- I just want to shit on his face

-I want to clod hop right now!
Translation- I want to play right now!

by James Kervick February 13, 2010

Clod Ballz

A Creepy (or is it Cute..?) Little Old Dude who has made a gigantic poster of himself in order to advertise a Super Bowl party, and has thusly become a cult phenomenon on the Internet. His head is often superimposed on someone else's body to create amusing images, a process known as "clodding." Many agree that he is the quintessential Sexy Beast.

Did you see that picture of CLOD BALLZ in a thong? Man, that's one sexy beast!

by The Fiend March 6, 2004

clod hopper

farmercowboyhickrural person
A person who has to walk over plowed fields to get somewhere.

Gee, the way Frank is dressed, lools like a clod hopper from west Kansas!

by Sodbuster November 28, 2004

Dirt Clod

(n.) - A conservative who appears hard but crumbles under the slightest pressure of actual facts or opinions that differ from their own. Can be reformed by dousing with cheap American beer and allowing them to dry out. Also fun to throw against the walls they build to see them break apart. (Antonym: Snowflake)

Note: Not to be confused with actual thinking conservatives or republicans who can hear other's opinions without losing their minds because they understand how democracy works.

Did you see those Trump supporters punch the protester at the rally? Dude was just wearing a Love Trumps Hate shirt and he got hit by a Dirt Clod.

by Chiron el Maestro January 22, 2017