Clapping Coconuts

Term for gay sex (anal)! Word inspired by the slapping of testicles common during gay intercourse.

Lucas: "hey man wanna chill with Little Bitch and Troy tonight?"
Fred: "They can't hang. They're too busy Clapping Coconuts"

by Kks_tits(limp) January 18, 2015

one hand clapping

A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.

Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"

Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)

by RunningBulldog October 10, 2012

clapping cheeks

Term for dominating in a fight, alternative version of "clapping cheeks" which can mean having sex.

"Wow, you really got your cheeks clapped in that game, huh?"

"Shut up, Jordan"

Clapping cheeks; winning a fight.
Cheeks clapped; losing a fight.

by joeym6969 June 19, 2020

Clapping Nuts

Male on male anal sex whereby the rhythmic pounding creates a pendulum effect and the two ball sacks start clapping together.

My roommate and I decided to try broholing last night and ended up clapping nuts.

I could hear my dad and uncle in the garage clapping nuts.

by Dick Onchin October 7, 2020

clapping bones

When you pretend to have a 3 way with a chick but you’re really having a sword fight with one of your boys

Yeah I told people in discord me and one of my boys had a 3 way with a chick but we were really clapping bones and cumming on each other’s cock heads

by Kjb569 December 16, 2018

Kutcha clapping

When a woman's pussy gets banged so much that the slightest movement makes her vagina lips hit each other making a clapping sound.

More than one woman in a group is called Kutcha Clappers

Janice walked by my desk in the office and she was kutcha clapping all the way there and back.

by Crotch Pheasant August 22, 2014

Sack Clapping

When a man is fucking another man and they are going so hard their ballsacks are clapping together. Only straight on Tuesdays and if you have socks on.

Guy1: my balls hurt so much!
Guy2: why?
Guy1: I was sack clapping last night with my homie

Guy2: that’s gay
Guy1: I had socks on so it cancels out

by Clapper tapper rapper February 28, 2019