clirty

descibes clothes that have been worn, so they're not clean but not too dirty to wear again. A mix between dirty and clean.

my pants are clirty, so dont wash them yet.

by amosquito September 7, 2005

post nut clarity

The overpowering soberness that comes after beating your meat. It's worse the weirder the shit you were jerking off to.

This generally is thought to occur because the extra blood that was in your sexual organs rushes back to your head as soon as you finish, giving your brain a mental boost.

Jim: How did you pass that test bro?
Greg: I jerked off before class so I would have some post nut clarity bro.
Jim: wtf man...
Greg: I'm serious it works

by obama6969699 March 12, 2022

Clarity

Clarity is a sweet and caring person. She will put a smile on your face instantly and will make you laugh. She's the person you want to have in your life 24/7. She always has a smile on her face even if deep down she is struggling with something. Clarity loves unconditionally. She is kind, loving and always wants the best for everyone. If you have Clarity in your life you are blessed. Never let her go cause finding another Clarity is rare. She is one in a billion.

Clarity is a sweet, loving and kind person.

by Tru.dat January 10, 2019

Clairey

the most beautiful girl in the world. super pretty, a pretty smile, pretty eyes, pretty legs, just a perfect girl for her guy. all girls want to be like her and many guys want her.

Damn girl, you a Clairey !!!

by D.O.M.Y. September 21, 2011

Clarty

Something that is unclean/disgusting. West of Scotland version of the word.

That bin is totally clarty

by Jane Boulter April 2, 2003

Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.

0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.

by well...shit March 3, 2014

Moist Clarity

This is the elevated version of post-nut clarity. The concept entails being hydrated, caffinated, and freshly masturbated before doing anything important.

"I got a date tonight, I should have that moist clarity ya know?"

by BlackRoseThorns April 24, 2023