After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled.
by joerazz64 October 18, 2010
Get the cum crippled mug.A crippist is a person who takes pleasure in making unwilling victims Cripples they usually hid in alleyways with crowbars waiting to make you a cripple.
Random guy hits another person leaving them cripple.
Kyle: did you see that guy hit that other guy
Tom: yep we have a Crippist in our area better hid your kids then
Kyle: did you see that guy hit that other guy
Tom: yep we have a Crippist in our area better hid your kids then
by Funkadelicbassmaster October 31, 2010
Get the Crippist mug.When a member of the "Crips" gang ceases to act like and African-American thug and tries/wants to be of Latin/Hispanic descent.
Terell: "6 poopin, 5 droopin esse. I from the Crips puta. Que ona cholo?"
Miguel: (To Bystanders) "What a wanabe cripalatin fool."
(To Terell) "Get a life joto."
Miguel: (To Bystanders) "What a wanabe cripalatin fool."
(To Terell) "Get a life joto."
by Ballz-Loc June 11, 2007
Get the cripalatin mug.Another term for sexual intercourse, usually the rear entry position.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.
The idea is that the man's vigorous performance will inhibit the woman's ability to walk immediately after intercourse. This is of course a complete fallacy.
"Did you get your end away last night?"
"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"
"Yeah, I bent her over & began to slip her a crippler, just under her bum"
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
Get the Slip her a crippler mug.A small, usually blue rubber device that functions and looks very similar to a condom but is about 10x smaller. Can be found in many first aid kits to stop the bleeding of lacerated or cut fingers. The cripdom is unrolled like a standard condom over these cuts. Innovative members of California's "Crips" gang have taken to using these devices as condoms for sexual interaction. Cripdoms are easily stolen from the local clinic's first aid stash and fits the gang members much more comfortably than store bought condoms which are usually too large.
by Ballz-Loc January 27, 2008
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