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Ghetto Commandments

Made popular by T-Pain's Freaknik musical special. 10 commandments that gangstas must live by. The commandments are as follows

1. If thou art a bitch ass nigga, thou shall not breath.
2. Puff Puff Giveth.
3. Thou shall not loveth thy hoe.
4. Thou shall not Knocketh thy hustle.
5. Real shalt recognize real.
6. Thou shall not pop bottles on models.
7. It's no fun if the homies Getteth none.
8. Never covet thy neighbors hoe.
9. Thou shall not snitch.
10. FUCKETH the police.
Break any of the Ghetto Commandments and Trap Jesus will smite thee
by rallymonkey12 October 27, 2012
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republic commando

great star wars themed first person shooter for xbox and pc. despite being a star wars title, it defies their habit of making childish games and makes a game everty bit as thoughtful as halo: combat evolved. in it, you command a squad of clone commandos during the clone wars. they are an elite squad fo four, and you complete various missions behind enemy lines.
noob: i'm gonna go play Pariah
Haxor: noob, time for Republic commando
by Snowman McKnives June 12, 2005
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Cammackulize

ca-mack-u-lize
verb

To over explain a situation without cause or merit, while rationalizing the reasoning behind the said explanation.

Derivatives

cammackulized {ca-mack-u-lized}
verb

cammackulization {ca-mack-u-lization}
noun

cammackulizing {ca-mack-u-lizing}
verb

Origin
Germania 5th century BC.
Derived from the Barbarian Name Cammack.
The individual cammackulized his way out of the tight situation.

I will cammackulize his accusation to avoid blame

A good reason for hacking apart a garden hose can only be thought of through cammackulization.

One can cammackulize a reason to introduce refuse beneath a large bush to facilitate the production of life supporting nutrients for the surrounding vegetation.
by Lord Crom April 2, 2007
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Comma to the Top

Another word for apostrophe, mainly used by psychic detectives.
My name is Sh'Dynasty. That is spelt S H comma to the top Dynasty.

Comma to the top?

THAT'S GOD'S COMMA!
by Teeny Weeny Bubbles March 24, 2022
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Cortex Command

Cortex Command is an awesome in-development game that is a cross between a third-person 2d shooter and an RTS.
So far, the game has two main modes of play: Trying to destroy the other person's brain or surviving as many swarms or enemies as possible while protecting your brain.
The game has a thriving modding community at www.datarealms.com and can also be downloaded for free at that site.
Go play Cortex Command, then you'll have your example.
by iwillcontrolyou December 15, 2008
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The Commander

When the sexiest girl in the holiday group (harriet) rides you like theres no tomorrow.
'hey dude, i went napa and got the commander off harriet pope!'
'wow dude! you're so lucky thats my dream!!'
by haribobo January 31, 2012
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Commando

(v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either "out in the open" or "ready for action". Maybe others.


(n.) A non-stop arnie movie with him jumping from an aeroplance, overturning a porsche, and killing entire armies without a scratch. Far from his best (terminator series, predator and jingle all the way), but better than that cold heat one.
I'm going commando-be afraid- I may bugger you


Ahm gooweeng co-MANDU, be Afreed, I may kill your ahmies.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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