CILF

CILF stands for Cat I'd Like to Fuck.

Person 1:Dude your cat is such a cilf!
Person 2:What?
Person 1:Cat I'd Like to Fuck.
Person 2:...

by John Argon July 13, 2006

CILF

Cop I'd Love to Fuck or Cop I'd Like to Fuck

Officer Odeetull is a total CILF. I can't wait to give him a rusty trumbone later.

by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005

CILF

Car I'd Like to Fuck.

Jason: Yo Freddy, nice Benz kid, what a CILF.

Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

CILF

Chemist I'd Like to Fuck.

Yes, there is definitely a lot of chemistry going on. The practical sort.

Person 1: "Have you seen that guy use NMR spectroscopy?"
Person 2: "I understand completely. I'd say either he is a CILF, or he's completely hijacked my serotonin receptors."

by Xraycrystallography August 25, 2011

CILF

Cyclops I’d Like to Fuck

Niko is a CILF.

by wonderfulbugs October 3, 2019

CILF

Clown I'd like to fuck.

Crusty the Clown is one hot CILF!

by MidtownKansasCityMan October 9, 2011

CILF

Couple I'd like to fuck.

Oh man, did you hear John and Erin got married? Now there's a CILF.

by Don Something January 4, 2008