shifty chubs

When your a chub on the court but your one of the better faster players

Guy 1: Damn that guys fat
Guy 2: Naw Man he's shifty af
Guy 3: Ya he's got shifty chubs

by David Pedatella May 16, 2016

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Chumswaggle

A "Chumswaggle" (also known as chumswiggle and chumswaggow in other dialects) is a two or more person action that occurs when one person lifts his or her left leg in air while sitting, standing or lying down and then whatever follows from other particapants is a chumswaggle. There are many variations of the standard chumswaggle. Lifting your right leg instead of your left results in a "Yankee Chumswaggle" named after Americans choice to drive on the right side of the road (Chumswaggle originates from Britain, where they drive on the left, hence the left leg.) There is also the "Trans-Atlantic Chumswaggle" which is when you raise both your legs in the air. At this point you are prepared for anything to follow, whether it be a handshake, a massage, or sex anything can be a chumswaggle. In addition, there is also the "Butterfly Chumswaggle," the "Monkey Style," the latter requiring the chumswaggler to be hanging from something and the "Wheelbarrow," which tends to be more of a sexual nature.

"Doris liked to greet her gentlemen callers with a good chumswaggle."

"We chumswaggled all night."

"She gave me a proper, old fashioned chumswaggle."

"Don't just stand there, CHUMSWAGGLE!"

by P.316 January 30, 2010

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chuma okafor

My future husband (hopefully). He's somewhat reserved but at the same time hes outgoing and it drives a lot of people insane. Handsome, charming, relaxed but also friendly, hes the perfect package. BBC energy and has a cute ass smile anybody will be lucky to get railed by him. #CHHS23 <3

chuma okafor is m1llion

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chomstar

A real Chomstar don't give a fuck. Anybody and they momma can be a chommy. But to be a chomstar, u gotta be down to ride no matter what. A real chomstar don't think twice about slappin a dumb dingy bitch, and a real chomstars got his boys back (no homo) at all times. Chomstars are the hardest mutha fuggas on the planet. Chomstar are the all-stars of all-stars, best of the best, chommiest of chom.

That chomstar was not playin, he stole my house

by David Metz September 17, 2007

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Chuism

A religion based around Latin Club at Health Careers High School. People who worship Chuism are called Chus. This worship is made around the Latin Clubs teacher. The beliefs include being kind to everybody no matter what, being academically honest, and trying your best on everything.

I worship Chuism.

by healthcareersjunkie September 8, 2018

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