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literally like the best holiday ever like seriously november? thank you next. but for real christmas best vibe best decorations food and presents and snow and best movies like fr
christmas is the best holiday
by just vibing November 10, 2020
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one day a year thats supposed to celebrate some guys birthday but no one gives a shit about him and everyone just cares about presents. most of christmas has just been hyped up by companies tryinv to make a profit, but who doesnt love it?!
i bloody love christmas!
ho ho fucking ho!
by mcrbiggestfan December 20, 2020
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a time when many family members, including your great-great-aunt that you haven't seen for 12 months, all gather together to get stuff and eat food. whether you celebrate it for the religion or not, it's still nice to get presents. we're humans, we're greedy.
i hope i don't have to see my great-great-great-great-great-aunt-mary for christmas. she always makes raisin cookies that taste like raccoon fur.
by thedefinitionofme May 6, 2020
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a fat drunk man goes down your chimny leaves presents and eats all your rum and raisin old gold chocolate
what did you do at christmas?- i watched a fat stranger fall down the smoke hole in the roof.
by ellatip November 4, 2019
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Christmas has many origins pagan and christian but the christmas tree originally came around in the 14th century i believe it would be hung upside down and represented the christian triad, meaning the father son and holy ghost. Evergreen trees were chosen because of their conic shape which if viewed only two dimensional looks like a triangle and represents the triad.
yay christmas a temporary end to an economic repression
by medium pimpin matt December 29, 2003
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an excuse of a holiday to exchange gifts instead of remembering the religious aspect as in the birth of jesus
not even exclusively "celebrated" by Christians anymore
#1: Merry Christmas
#2: Aren't u Buddhist?
#1: Who cares I'm getting presents
by DonkeyKong373 December 30, 2010
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1. December 25.
2. Day celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, although most scholars today generally agree that Jesus was not born on December 25, was not born in the year 0, and was not the son of God.
3. A season extending from Halloween through the end of the calendar year in which society pressures us to spend a good deal of our time and income in order to buy gifts for others which in 4 out of 5 cases will be returned or never used.
4. A miserable time of year when we are reminded of how unsatisyfing our lives are.
In Hell, it is Christmas every day.
by Anastasia Suckemsilly December 23, 2003
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