by El pene January 23, 2003
Get the choadmonger mug.1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.
2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.
2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.
1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!
2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY
Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.
2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY
Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.
by areallycoolguy May 2, 2009
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Punjabi Slang. Used by Punjabis. literal meaning: "chakde" means to pick up, "phatte" means wood. Punjabi's use it to say "keep it up."
Chakde phatte yaar!!
by Amrit January 26, 2005
Get the chakde phatte mug.When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.
My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.
by TenFold July 18, 2009
Get the Choad Hawk mug.Ex 1: That guy is a choadiepreneur...he's been going to the junkyard and rippin krusty carbs off old cars and sellin them online. Preneu'n hardcore!
Ex 2: Man, I don't pay for roadside trash pickup! I just dump my garbage in my neighbors cans after they put them out by the road! Preneu that!
Ex 2: Man, I don't pay for roadside trash pickup! I just dump my garbage in my neighbors cans after they put them out by the road! Preneu that!
by Randy Macho Man Savage August 24, 2008
Get the choadiepreneur mug.(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.
That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.
by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009
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by Samwide the Tiger December 3, 2003
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