Cane Chode

The nasty act of wringing your dick out after you've gone full desert toad.

Bear: He's been in the shower for ages
Pill: Aww shiet, he's gone full cane chode

by RudePill April 24, 2017

Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode

"Bisexual" girl granted the title of gayest girl alive by a particular group of people. Known as unfaithful and unable to commit to a relationship. So contradictory that you would mistake everything she says as the average testimony in the game Ace Attorney who claims that she saw our relationship as more of a friendship like bond after she broke up and i discovered she cheated on me with a girl despite the fact that she took my first kiss a week before she broke up with me and also lied saying that only kiss was with a guy when in reality she had another kiss with a girl she revealed right after guilt tripping me in to kissing her. in other words BITCH

Wow that girl is a real Gabriella Choate/Gaybi Chode

by The outliner of contradictions June 19, 2020

Chode Toad

A penis that is wider than it is long. It also contains warts.

Did you hear, Ranger Markel has a fucking chode toad.

by blam98 January 16, 2014

chav chode

a chavvy chode.
a chav that is also a chode/a chave who has a chode

you fucking sweaty chav chode

by dhalliwell December 14, 2009

human chode

a person who is wider than he is tall

robert is a human chode

by rotaboy November 6, 2006

baby chode

also pronounced (Baybay choad),
a tiny pp, cock, penis thats very unsatisfying usually about the size of a spider leg

chris
"why didnt you fuck her"

Justin zuk
"because she said she didnt like my baby chode"

by babyzuk April 1, 2009

chodejaw

Chodejaw is the painfully inevitable medical condition that ensues after giving head to a double-wide dick.

Fatty's brickdick barely penetrated my lips but its propensity in width had my sore chodejaw gumming at baby food for a month.

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 25, 2007