Dutch Chocolateshake

similar to a dutch milkshake, when you are having anal sex with 2 women and you blow a load in ones asshole, she then farts in into a cup, while the other girl grabs two straws for them to suck it up with then blow then your load back into each others assholes. (Caution: MAY CONTAIN CHUNKS!!!)

dude i was fucking some chick in the ass when she asked if i wanted her and her friend to perform a dutch chocolateshake, i asked what it was.... she then demonstrated... i blew my load again!!

by Nesbittster September 28, 2010

life was like a box of chocolates

Apparently the real movie line, despite the fact that "Life is like a box of chocolates" is written plainly on the movie sleeve.

Person 1: mama always said, "life is like a box of chocolates--"
Person 2: life WAS like a box of chocolates!

by JaileyHones January 21, 2017

Chocolatier

A Caucasian man or women, who adopts an African-American child to raise as their own. The child is infused and integrated into white culture and customs.

Neighbor 1- " Did you hear about the new chocolatiers that moved in down the street?"
Neighbor 2- " No, I didnt!"
Neighbor 1- " The Callahans moved in two days ago. Their children Keyshawn and Destiny seem so nice!"
Neighbor 2- " Wow! They must be good chocolatiers."

by ChocoChocoDick March 19, 2011

chocolatise

When you leave your coco-pops in milk long enough so the milk goes chocolaty.

Bro: Dude, like why aren't you eating your coco-pops?
Dude: Bro, I'm waiting fir my milk to chocolatise
Bro: Oh skeen

Bro: Dude, like why aren't you eating your coco-pops?
Dude: Bro, I am waiting for my milk to chocolatise
Bro: Oh skeen

by OZoneKane October 9, 2015

Box of chocolates

A vehicle load of black people.

There goes another box of chocolates

by Christoria April 28, 2007

Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine

An existancial question just kd its a retard one evryone know is chocolatine yu dumbass

Guy number 1 pain au chocolat ou chocolatine?
Guy number 2 run away and never comeback

by Mid360 February 15, 2020

Box of Chocolates

Over the course of a day, go out and eat a bunch of different foods. Preferably un-healthy, turd influencing foods like white castle, taco bell, etc. Make sure to mix it up. Let it set for a while then go to someones house that you want to surprise with a specail gift. Take a dump in the master bathroom, do not flush, and close the lid. Then leave the house. The next person to open the lid gets the "box of chocolates" meaning, they never know what they're going to get.

My ex-girlfriend dumped me so I gave her a specail box of chocolates.

by coolrob March 26, 2010