Cheesus Chrust

A Jewish temple in Italy

Man we are going to be late for service at Cheesus Chrust!!!

by Chitlins June 4, 2021

Cheesus Fries and Crust

Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.

An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.

- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!

by 100hampsters October 9, 2020

Cheesus

Cheesus is our Grate lord. He summons cheese down from the heavens. This can also be used as an exclamation.

"Thank Cheesus. it's raining cheese!"

by WizzardLord September 4, 2021

Louise Cheesus

Louise Cheesus is a god who makes everyone pray to her and she is likely super fruity and evil.

Nellie: Have you recently praised our cheesy god , Louise Cheesus
Ben: No I have not recently praised our cheesy god

by Yeeting goats again August 10, 2021

Cheesus Christ

Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.

Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man

by bingula June 17, 2023

melted cheesus

a picture of jesus made out of melted cheese. usually on toast or if your crazy, crackers!

girl: WOW you made a meted cheesus!

boy: You got so much foudation on girl, you look loike a melted cheesus.

by toast <3 x May 31, 2011

Cheesus Cult

A cult full of foolish people who believe in Cheesus and cheese supremacy. They are constantly at war with the epic ARSON cult.

Hey man, let's go bully a Cheesus Cult member today!

by WARONCHEESE January 21, 2021