Westboro baptist church

A church that practices the literal meaning of the bible. They believe that the Tsunami was a good thing because it killed 'fags' and 'dykes'. They also believe Hurricane Katrina was 'God's' way of punishing America because apparently, in their opinion, 'God hates America'. These guys are a bunch of sad, uneducated, religious kooks who need to stop dictating what 'God' thinks, because how would they know? The answer is they don't. They construct a 'God' figure as a way to express their personal views on the world, these people make me sick and I can only hope that one day they will forget about prejudice and hate.

According to the Westboro Baptist Church, God Hates Fags, God Hates America, God Hates Sweden, God Hates Canada, and after this definition is posted God will apparently Hate Australia because that's where I am from!
How can anyone take these people seriously?

by Anna July 3, 2006

Chauch

one who is a total douche or tool, usually someone who is a try hard at some activity

"Is that guy really blasting kings of leon in his honda civic right now?"
"Dude what a chauch!"

by grubadub September 8, 2013

Farting in church

Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.

Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.

by JaaagMan February 26, 2012

St. Sava's Orthodox Church

Every single Serbian church has this name. It may be confusing to people who are not familiar with the geographical layout of whichever city a particular St. Sava's Orthodox Church may be in whenever you invite them to St. Sava's and they try to find the place but get lost going to at least 5 other St. Sava's Orthodox Church churches

Dobrović: Hey man you wanna hit up St. Sava's Orthodox Church?
Milanković: Which one?
Dobrović: The second St. Sava's Orthodox Church on Karađorđe street, right by the Šajkača factory

by Oogalee Boogalee September 5, 2021

church-kike

A derogatory slur for a Judeo-Christian, often characterized under the category of Churchianity

John Hagee, like many other televengelists, is just another church-kike you should avoid.

by Mizraim2425 September 11, 2020

church.

one word expression to show approval of a situation.

word must be used by itself though, similar to "good", "cool.", "perfect", "awesome." and "sweet." and can not be used in the middle of a sentence

signals the end of the conversation. once the word is used properly, the conversation will almost always end/change topics. if it does not, then chances are you are not using the word properly.

Wrong way:

Person A: Did you see the game last night?!
Person B: Yea! Lebron was so church man.
Person A: What did you just say?

Correct way:
(someone knocks on your hotel room door at 4:02 am and wakes you from a drunken coma. looking through your peephole, you see a man, similar in appearance to a Beatles cover artist straight out of 1967, who is more intoxicated and roughed up than you have ever been. You open the door to find him holding a $5 bill looking at you)

Hotel occupant: Uhh, whats up man?

Intoxicated Man: Do you have a lighter? Ill give you $5.

Hotel Occupant: (reaches for $0.50 bic) Deal.

(Drunken man shakes it and listens for fluid, then lights it.)

Intoxicated Man: "Church."

(To his satisfaction, he gives a drunken thumbs up as he begins to walk away.)

end of conversation. never saw the man again.

by sandpapercondom January 8, 2010

God Church

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)

It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!

by Anusboi June 10, 2017