turd catcher

A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.

Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.

Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.

by NIGHTWALKER July 30, 2008

Catcher's Position

What one calls the person that is waiting for a relationship to break up so they can slip in and steal the other person. The role of catcher's position is difficult to sustain because he or she must listen to every boring relationship detail in hopes of being in-the-know when the time is right to strike.

Term first used in 1990 in Bolton Hill.

Dave is in the catcher's position waiting for Elizabeth and Dan to break up after their argument.

by TheGoodTwin April 18, 2012

pitcher catcher

In a relationship between two men, the pitcher would be defined as the partner who is throwing the bat down the catchers hole. The catchers is the receiver of the pitchers bat as defined in the above sentence.

Would you like to play pitcher catcher with me?

by Extreme Psycho 1 July 4, 2017

clatchet

classy + ratchet.

Elegant women who dance to strip club music are "clatchet."

by LOLingALLDAY December 16, 2012

clatchet

(adj.) someone who is ratchet and classy at the same time.

ex: Allison was so clatchet at Joel's wedding, she was dancing with a bottle of beer.

by MasterCdiddy August 16, 2014

Keef Catcher

A device (usually a screen) located inside a marijuana grinder which catches and saves the keef, which is a high-thc substance that comes off the leaves when you grind up dank pot. This device is useful, because once you have the keef (which is very potent) separated, you can either smoke it straight or sprinkle it on top of regular nug in your bowl to enhance the quality of the nug and get higher. A grinder without a Keef Catcher can lead to wasted or lost Keef, which is just unfortunate.

-Hey, Calvin, I'm going to buy a new grinder. Wanna come?

-Nah. Sorry Rocko, I've got stuff to do. But make sure you buy one with a Keef Catcher this time, so we can save our keef and get extra ripped.

by ChronJon4 November 22, 2007

Fart Catcher

Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.

Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.

by Billy Bob 2003 July 28, 2009