not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

by Sexydimma March 16, 2013

chandrea

Chandrea is a wonderful girl. You will want to be here friend, and if you are, consider yourself lucky. She has a ferocious side to her, with a powerful bite, but underneath that, there is a sweet, caring person who will do anything for her friends. She is probably obsessed with something or someone. She has a beautiful face and amazing personality, always giving and generous. She loves food and often jokes about being fat or ugly, but in reality is perfect.

"She really loves that band, doesn't she?"
"Yes, as expected from a Chandrea."

by EeveeSprinkles April 13, 2018

ChandraShekhar

Synonym of hindu god, Shiva. Chandra meaning Moon and Shekhar meaning Crown or Pinnacle.

The wearing of the crescent moon in His head indicates that He has controlled the mind perfectly.

ChandraShekhar is also the being of pure joy, referring to the unconditional enjoyment of the perfectly peaceful mind.

ChandraShekhar and Parvathi are the best couple in hindu mythology.

by Ammalu May 2, 2011

Chandradithya

Sanskrit word meaning Moon and Sun.

Used in sentences where a lot of power has to be emphasized as the deep meaning in Sanskrit is "Possessing the power of the Sun and the Moon".

"The guy i met last night was amazing in bed! It's like he had unlimited powers! it was almost like he was Chandradithya"

by PresidentMorty October 29, 2017

Chandler bing

Makes joke when he’s uncomfortable

Man 1: could I BE any more like chandler bing

by A total state of awareness March 8, 2021

Chandler

One of the best guys I have ever met. Sweet, caring, attractive, plump lips, great music taste and trustworthy. Acts like the happiest guy but is actually very sad most of the time. Will do anything to see you smile. Gives the greatest bear hugs and kisses. Always smells good and has an infectious smile. Someone you can tell everything to and will constantly remind you how much he loves you.

Have you met Chandler? He's so funny!

by Lovelyyyyy April 13, 2015

Chandel

A wonderful woman with a big heart. Generous, loyal and fair. Down to earth with a wicked sense of humor. An awesome friend and fantastic lover.

You could not ask for a better friend than Chandel.

by Australia8 April 16, 2011