La Chupacabra

Codename for someone or somthings getaway van/vehicle.

Caroline-Dios mio! Ima 'bout to get arrested!
Andrea- Hurry get into the La Chupacabra!

Alicia-There goes those dominicans again, trying to escape immagration by getting into La Chupacabra.

by Cpolanco August 9, 2008

chupacabra

A sex act beginning when a man binds a woman into the inverse mantis position. He then grabs a horn and violently inserts it into the female's vagina. She then, through the process of vaginal contraction, blows goat's blood out of the horn and onto the man's penis. Using glow-in-the-dark vampire teeth, she performs fellatio on the man, until his ejaculated semen mixes with the goat's blood. At this juncture, the woman gargles the lathered solution and swallows.

James: "I'm heading down to the Swedish deli. You want anything?"
Sam: "Can you pick me up some goat's blood?"
James: "The chupacabra?"
Sam: "...the chupacabra..."

by TimAndEric August 4, 2009

Chupacabra

A cocktail shot consisting of lime juice, blue raspberry liquer, and "overproof" rum.

Pete and I got drunk on Chupacabras on Tuesday night.

by Ajos April 8, 2004

Chupacabra

When you pull down your pants and sneak up on somebody then swipe your ass accross any part of their body.

While Cory was lying on the couch I chupacabrad him right in the face.

by Cory Schiller October 15, 2006

Chupacabra

An animal that sucks the blood out of animals. They are cool! I would want an attack chupacabra, and sick it on people

some guy: You are a loser!
me: tell that to my liel' friend. SICKEM BOY!
Attack chupacabra: hiss's and attacks guy

by Paint January 8, 2005

Angry chupacabra

1-The act of queefing into a males face while a female is menstruating 2-A queef after giving birth when the placenta flies from the female onto the doctors face or the husband of said female whilst video taping the birth to show to unwilling house guests later in life. This practice was developed by the indigenous species of pelicans now extinct in the antarctic to attract mates and later perfected by teens in the inner city scene of competitive taxidermy and is now most prevalently used as a tool of instantaneous sexual release by middle aged house wives.orgasm arterial spray mom heaven

"Dude, last night Julie gave me the angry chupacabra of a life time it was like a scene from bizarre foods, like a mineral shower from heaven." orgasm arterial spray mom heaven

by -Meg-TurtleFace May 13, 2011

chupacabra

The La chupacabra is the most verousous goat sucker. He hunts his pray with devil eyes, and once has ahold of theme, sucks any trace of the goats blood..

This goat has no body fluids, the la chupacabra is near...

by Jono April 11, 2005