Chalks free

When you play pool and your stick slides off the cue ball.

Your buddy's shoots the cue ball and the pool stick bounces off the top due to lack of chalk.

"Haha, chalks free"

by Blake2864 September 24, 2009

chalmation

An individual that belongs to one of many small communities throughout the U.S.. Originally found only in the "Parish", these nomads can be recognized by using such terms as "scattered gravy", "how's ya momma and dem", "up da road", and "make groceries".

The chalmations are going down da road to make groceries.

by chalmette_baby May 27, 2006

Chelmsford

Suburb of Boston. Population about 40,000. Small cute New England town that is charming to drive through, relaxing to visit, and mind-numbing to live in. People here don't pronounce thier "r"'s

I love the foliage here in Chelmsford and it's convient location 30 miles from Boston, but damn if I see another maroon wearing, AE doning, white CHS student.

by KillerQ December 5, 2004

Lucky Charms

The sexual/romantic attention/favors of a Leprechaun, a male who is so in love with himself he assumes that females are stalking him. May also refer to Leprechaun's twin boys down under.

J. is such a leprechaun. He thinks I'm after his Lucky Charms because I tried to talk to him. I was only going to tell him he had a visible booger.

by Whiteroses January 22, 2009

Chelmsford Potato

The art of stuffing mashed potato up an Essex girls love hole and making her gradually squeeze it out whilst gyrating over your naked body. Extra special when the bird is on her period, super red mash!

John: I was bored watching Eastenders last night so I got the other half to give me a Chelmsford Potato

Chris: You are a sick fuck Jonny boy!

by DJSwiss January 28, 2010

Chalmown

Chalmown is a bastardisation of michael jacksons catchphrase "jamown" which is a bastardisation of "come on", The term CHALMOWN has been popularised by the tv series "bo selecta"

I'M a BAD MOTHERFUCKER, Cha Cha CHALMOWN, Chek am bad self

by Arjun Mahendran February 2, 2004

Chalmunist

A wild beastly of a man who's shadow will haunt the lives of his girlfriends of which he doesnt allow to eat, sleep, breath, talk, or go out at all without him being in her presence. An obsessed psycho who will laugh jolly one minute and then turn that jolly laugh into a raging laugh of horror as he gags his girlfriend for talking to his friends and having fun. A mad man who is a control freak.

My boyfriend wont let me go out tonight with my friends because he's a Chalmunist.

by saint lunatics November 27, 2012