Chaff Head

A christian term for someone who is worldly minded or prone to invest in and pursue meaningless and often ungodly things.

Someone who things of nothing but personal pleasure and monetary gain is a chaff head.

by Nathan Funke June 11, 2010

Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.

1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled

by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010

Chaff

A guy or girl who is too scared to make sexual moves

Eg- Rukky is chaff,bro he couldn’t even tap Winifred’s ass 🤦🏿 ♂️

by Lordoftherings April 17, 2019

Chaff

Chaff means phone, 📲

Someone call my Chaff 📲

by Sarah tanner August 26, 2021

fat lad’s chaff

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.

‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’

Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’

by Fat lad’s chaff June 5, 2023

chaff butter

chaff butter is a buttery substance used by cyclists,applied to the groin area, prevents chaffing of skin on long cycle rides.

jane ..."ive got no rubbers, maybe i let you go anal"
jeremy.."shit, no KY Jelly, but i can use my bro"s chaff butter for some gateway drama, he wont mind, might have some of his pubes glued in,but he"s a cyclist and they dont care on hygiene"

by Bossyturd December 4, 2022

(r)chaffee

the one who always at fault
never does anything right

God dammit (r)chaffee

by (r)chaffee May 25, 2018