2 definitions by Bossyturd

deacquaint

Someone you would define as a friend but now is Someone you would rather keep your distance

Derek was my drinking buddy until he decided to place a brick through my conservatory window..for that reason I've deacquainted from him for not paying for the damage

by Bossyturd December 4, 2022

chaff butter

chaff butter is a buttery substance used by cyclists,applied to the groin area, prevents chaffing of skin on long cycle rides.

jane ..."ive got no rubbers, maybe i let you go anal"
jeremy.."shit, no KY Jelly, but i can use my bro"s chaff butter for some gateway drama, he wont mind, might have some of his pubes glued in,but he"s a cyclist and they dont care on hygiene"

by Bossyturd December 4, 2022