Bespeckled Cephalopod™

A Bespeckled Cephalopod™ is someone who can't stop attacking someone under any circumstance, even though asked to stop their ways, they continue acting like a child.

Person 1: Hey! Stop acting like that! It's extremely childish! You're being a Bespeckled Cephalopod™!
Person 2: FUCK YOU! I WON'T STOP UNTIL __ GETS PUNISHED!

by ThatDooderino June 1, 2017

Cepha

Small light in the dark

Hey, it's dark in here!

I light up a candle, it can serve as cepha

by TSAVXXVII September 28, 2009

Ceptasexual

One who gets turned on by looking at them self.

1) I'm a ceptasexual because I masturbate to myself in the mirror.

2) "I lay my mirror on my bed and dry hump it."
"oh you mean your a ceptasexual?"
"Yeah"
"Me too!! High five!"

by Donkey The Ceptasexual October 12, 2008

cephalorectis

head in your ass.

"He is suffering from a bad case of cephalorectis."

"cephalorectis is a severe illness, unfortunately doctors have yet to find a cure."

by beachbabe777 November 6, 2009

Cephalopodus

I huge impossibly gnarly boner attack that has multiple things attached to the head. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you will. You're so screwed because of this, you really are screwed.....I can't help you now.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A CEPHALOPODUS!!!11!!!!!

by LONE_SIGNAL August 11, 2010

cephalacunt

1. A hard-hearted woman.
2. A woman who is shrewd and cruel in nature.
3. A bitch.
4. An extreme cunt.

How could she break poor Timmy's heart like that? What a cephalacunt.

by marine_biologist August 17, 2011

Cephalorectally Challenged

One who struggles with removing and/or keeping his/her head out of his/her own arse.

Good Lord, that politician is cephalorectally challenged! Does he have a clue what he is talking about?

by The Cat Wrangler August 18, 2013