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cdik

An informal and subtle way of asking for dick pics. A great backup plan in case it doesn’t work out because you can say that it was a typo.
Person A: hey can I cdik
Person B: ohhh okay ;)

Or

Person A: hey can I cdik
Person B: what?
Person A: typo sorry!
by crazybroski October 14, 2017
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CDIIS

(pronounced "See This") Connected Device Induced Insomnia Syndrome

Disease a person contracts when they must constantly check an Internet device to see if somebody has left them some sort of message via email, text/voice messaging, chat messaging, forums, et cetera.
1. Person who wakes up randomly at night (at least 3 times) and checks their messaging services and email.

2. Some n00b on his way to work is switching between his cell phone and his blackberry on the off chance that somebody drops them a message. As soon as he gets to work he checks work email, his home email, his gaming persona email, his forums persona email, then the forums, ... see where this shit is going???
by s.e.t.i. July 13, 2005
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cdifgt

Acronym meaning Calm Down I Fuckin Got This. Used when you want to tell someone to get out of your business or back off of you.
Lara - She was all in my space while I was helping a customer. So I told her CDIFGT.
by TheeFORDO November 10, 2011
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CDI

The bike is broken because of a CDI
by blahblahbrexitblah May 24, 2018
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CDI

1. An NAVAL term that is an acronym for "Collateral Duty Inspector".

2. A sought after job title in the U.S. NAVY.

3. Someone that has the authority to say that a maintenance task has been completed by using proper procedure.

4. The first person that Maintenance Control will try to hang when something is fucked up.
Hey Josh, did you CDI that tire change last night? Josh responds: Yeah why? Co-worker replies: Oh man.....you're fucked. Maintenance Control is looking for asses to burn, and you're their man today.
by Diggs the Mountie January 28, 2007
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CDizzle

Cameron is such a CDizzle.
by OP Defs February 8, 2019
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CDIB

1.Certificate of Degree of Indian or Alaska Native Blood

2. race card / red card

3. Some racist ass shit invented by the government to kill off Indians as a group and leave them poor, vulnerable, and powerless, more worthless than the welfare system.
Boy 1: I just found out my great great grandma was a cherokee princess. I'm going to get my a cdib and get some money now!
by maddox over u May 18, 2010
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