few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz July 11, 2005

Cayton

Cayton is a very sensitive guy who is amazing. He is very shy and nerdy when you first meet a Cayton, but after that he'll blow your mind.

Cayton has many talents from academic talents to writing talents, as well as talents in games like Magic: The Gathering. He excels in everything he does and loves to help out friends.

1: who's that? he's like a freakin' genius but he barely talks.
2: that must be Cayton.

by gAlgOnEwIld May 17, 2011

catonsville

a suburban area in baltimore county consisting with just over 40,000 people, a 40,000 acre state park (patapsco state park), and about 5 minutes driving distance from arbutus and landsdowne. catonsville or "c-ville" is known as the music city of maryland. the funny thing is catonsville is not a city its just a place like any other just given the nickname city, because it is in itself like a small city. catonsville has a crime rate of a 6 out of 10 on the national average scale and a property damage rate of a 7 out of 10 on the national property damage and crime census. the highest crime rate is a 10 but the crimes in catonsville are usually theft, narcotics, underage drinking, disturbing the peace, rare vandalism and fighting, most are minor offenses. there are many restaraunts and bars in catonsville and alot of smokers, sometimes even the younger skater kids like to smoke and hang out on the streets of cville the popular choice in catonsville is camel, maryjane, marlboro, or newport. catonsville is also popular to skateboarding and once long ago a punk rock scene that made catonsville huge.

im gonna chill in catonsville today prolly at the park or go skating. i might go to morseburgers and watch all the old drunks sing karaoke that should be entertaining.

by esskay 420 April 1, 2008

sydney carton

based off A Tale of Two Cities; verb; to switch places with someone similar looking to you so that he can live and bang the woman you love and deserve while you die by guillotine. see getting screwed

to pull a sydney carton

i heard phil pulled a sydeny carton the other day. sucks to be him.

by ninja December 12, 2004

Cantonese

1 - The proper way of calling someone from the Canton region of china, or extensively, someone from Hong Kong.

2 - The language locals speak in the Canton region oh China, or extensively, the language locals speak in Hong Kong.

1)
Hello everybody! I'm cantonese! (I seriously am one.)

2)
Random Guy: Do you speak cantonese?
Me: Yes, Im from Hong Kong...

by Epicguyof1337 September 30, 2013

camtono

icecream, preferrebly vanilla

I love camtono

by bebitagordita May 9, 2018

Catonkeyboard Syndrome

Random, meaningless letters on a chat/text. What happens when your cat takes a nap on your keyboard.

"gfv,zkdsjlsdxnnjzds,.mjxchksdddddddddddddddddvdxk,.dssd" is an example of Catonkeyboard Syndrome

by She'sTheBlade March 4, 2011