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CatyWhompus

To put a cat into a large sack, and strike somebody over the head with it. In other words; A Whompus.
I had no other choice, but to CatyWhompus his sister.
Sometimes I get so flustered that I CatyWhompus my mother.
by Mrs. Gans January 7, 2011
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Catawompus

A young female in her late teens or early twenties that looks to be 60 or more years old. She's been strung out on meth since middle school. All of her teeth are missing, one eye usually bugs out and looks in a sideways direction.

Most of the time you can either hear them or smell them before you see them. It's rare to see them in daylight. They are nocturnal creatures. They live in the woods or in abandoned sheds and are afraid of water so they never shower or bathe. They make a cat like mumbling meow sound like they are trying to talk but it doesn't make sense. You can must often spot them around or in dumpsters. Exercise caution. Don't try to communicate with them or feed them. They're usually covered in puss filled sores and known to transmit diseases or parasites if you come in contact with one.

The name catawompus is an old Indian term derived from the cat like sounds they make (cata'), being a female or young woman (wom') and covered in puss filled sores (pus). They are believed to have originated from York county SC.
I saw a catawompus behind the Dollar General last night. It's eyes were bright red and foaming at the mouth. It was making a hell of a noise I think it was stuck in the dumpster.. I got the hell outta there!
by CockslangerOG September 13, 2022
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colywompus

refers to anything that does not work quite right when it should, there for its considered to be colywompused
credit card machine can become colywompused during a lighting storm
by Chubs McGhee May 17, 2009
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cattywampus

positioned diagonally; cater-cornered
The round bank building is cattywampus from the Gateway Shopping Center.
by BlackBears April 24, 2009
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caddywompus

caddywompus is a surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "cattywampus"; generally defined as an arrangement of objects not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally or "(in this case) an aircraft such as a drone flying chaotically . An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.
That drone flew all caddywompus; it did huge toliet bowls and acted like it had a mind of its own.
by Telephony June 2, 2018
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cattywompus

to go diagonal or across to a certian place, or diagonal from something
them dadgum pack of em wolves are about cattywompus from Wilbourn Creek.
or
That sasafras tree is round bout cattywompus over there.
by bub January 20, 2005
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cattywombus

Cattywombus means anything that might be out of the normal for the person using the word. It means something is strange or unusual. Cattywombus can also mean crazy or stupid, or bizzare.
War to me is stupid and out of control, its just plain cattywombus to me!
by M.Dillard March 23, 2008
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