castroed

being locked up, not free or not given permission to go out anywhere.

"Im sorry I cant go, my wife castroed me to stay at home"

or

"that girls huge boobs always be castroed in that shirt. she needs to take it off"

by mofod May 15, 2013

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004

castard

a bastard cassie

Castard, you're stupid!

by cassie February 12, 2003

cyber-castrated

The act of being censored or banned on a message board.

He was cyber-castrated that's why he's not replying to your post.

by Graybeard1952 October 5, 2010

low carbtarded

When you are on a low carb diet and feel like your brain is off

I ate 10 grams of carbs today.. I feel low carbtarded

by Muy mal September 14, 2013

chasetarded

Adjective: Used to desribe an activity so unbelieveably stupid that the very thought of this act causes others to wish for your immediate death. Used to desribe someone so absolutley ugly that the very sight of them causes one to simultaneously cry and vomit. Sightings of chasetarded individuals may be instantly fatal to small children and pets upon visual contact.

That guy I work with is so chasetarded that the first time I laid eyes on him my body immediately evacuated itself of all fluids sending shit, blood, piss, and bile spewing from every available orifice.

by ohfuqyes October 6, 2011

Cotarded

adjective
1.of or pertaining to a relationship in which one person is physically or mentally RETARDED and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way.

In a sentence: Jackie and Chris are totally cotarded!

by snotty1983 April 13, 2010