card-swiped

The quintessential “got laid” sexual euphemism where the card is the penis and the credit card terminal (swiper) is the vagina.

Example: My wife got card-swiped by my best friend and now I’m the father of triplets.

card-swiped by Steve J November 26, 2005

Card Mechanic 

A card cheat who specializes in sleight-of-hand manipulation of cards

1. Did you see that guy cheatng?
2. Yeah, he was a card mechanic!

Card Mechanic by trkz December 6, 2003

card shark 

One who, through a combination of skill and conning tactics, is able to coerce card players into senses of false security, then easily defeat them and earn large amounts of money. Also known as card sharp. See wordpool shark/word

I lost $1200 to that card shark. And I thought I had the upper hand...

card shark by Majuju July 9, 2003

card shark 

A skilled competititor in the world of playing cards. I.e. Poker, Blackjack etc

Don't play Jim at Poker. He's a card shark!

card shark by Neil D July 8, 2003

card game 

Any type of game involving any deck of cards. This includes: 2s, 3 card brag, 3 card monte, 3 card poker, 3-5-7, 3-5-8, 3-13, 3 in 1, 4 card brag, 4 colour chess cards, 4 of a kind, 5 card brag, all 5's, 5 up, 5's and 3's, 6 card brag, 7 card brag, 7's...etc.

To see the full list go to-

pagat.com

Mark: Wanna play a game?
Emily: Sure, I'll get the cards so we can play a card game.

card game by cow7dvd July 25, 2010

Card Sharp 

Check out card shark and replace the words shark with sharp. It's true, look it up

John: Damn, I just lost my money playing poker with that card sharp.
Steve: Don't you mean card SHARK.
John: no *punches* use google, dumbarse.

Card Sharp by kalekale July 23, 2008

Card Shop 

One who could routinely be seen hanging out near a Comic Book store, or other place of business selling magic cards etc.

Dude your little brother Karsten is a total card shop!!!

Card Shop by Willy Smoke November 26, 2005