cardifan

short for Cardigan fan. Invented in 1996 by Spider John, creator of The Sullen Sweater: Cardifans' Memoirs.

Cardifans are cool-ass shit!

by 'Spider' John Shin May 25, 2005

Cadiffy

When you're having sex and both your balls enter your partner.

Last night I was having sex, then all of the sudden...cadiffy!

by TurdFerguson723 December 26, 2017

cardiofuck

The process of opening a person's chest in some way (examples: Knife, axe, saw, etc.) and then removing their heart through a process of your choosing (example: Cutting it out, Tearing it out, Pulling it out, Chewing it out.) and then proceeding to have sex with the heart, preferrably using the holes in the atrium or ventricles. This can be performed on a living or dead person or other subject that has a heart, including animals.

"The Mortician was sent to prision for cardiofucking over 100 of his female cadavers."

by Thebreadedninja September 29, 2006

cadiff

CADIFF is one of the most strong minded person you'll ever meet.. handsome in every way 😍.. He keeps his space small and neat highly detailed when dressed always clean. Cadiff is a family man.. and he's definitely worth loving.

Hi I'm my name is cadiff.

by Truest in the game November 23, 2021