canudefinelife

a gayass faggot who needs to get that dick out of his ass becuz even the bitches i kno ain that gay.he needs to stop hating on israel cuz israel didnt do shit to them fuckin idiot terrorists who blow themselves up to kill women and children.canudefinechildren is as stupid as it getsand once he stops teabagging ppl maybe there wont be sum palistinian in the way of his view so he can c the stupid shit hes typing.

canudefinelife like to suck dick

by tnsmith90 January 18, 2005

cantrellism

To look like a human meatball with marinera smothered all over you while acting like a complete asshole.

This guy is a fucking cantrellism.

by grimace8585 October 14, 2008

king canute

A turd so big it turns back the tide when you flush the toilet.

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you, I've just dropped a King Canute in the bog.

by Fahrenheit666 October 28, 2009

CanFreak

People who only half open their cans, because they are socially different.

Mel: Why do you only half open your can of monster?
Meg: To make it last longer and plus, you can't rush a monster you have to admire the taste...
Mel: You're such a CanFreak

by IOpenCansProperly January 15, 2012

canurdle

noun - the sound of singing from far back, deep in the throat

That man has got a canurdle.

youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

by morkis June 8, 2012

Canur

When sombody talks too much shit, you get canur instead of Cancer .

Tiertneg: Boi that girl and her friends are fuckin stupid.
Divad: Yeah I know ,the shit they are saying is givin me Canur.

by Bro2G0 December 2, 2016

candrea

Candrea is a very tiny person who has pretty red hair, and is very pretty.and athletic and smart. And very attractive

Im thinking candrea like today
I wanna feel candrea
You wish you was candrea
Im so candrea

by Totallyaustin December 20, 2016