Tim Canterbury

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.

Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*

by Jemma March 25, 2005

An Ass that Could Cure Cancer

A female who has a behind that is so exquisite it could potentially inspire one to develop a cure for cancer.

Ethan: Dude do you see that girl over there with the nice caboose?
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.

by circuitlicker47 April 23, 2021

cancer coffin

a tanning bed or an artificial sunlight bed used to achieve tan skin

"Hey girl I'm hittin the cancer coffins after work wanna come along?"

by hippiechick38 March 25, 2007

cancerous

A term used for something that is so fucked up, that it is figurably able of giving you cancer.

Can be used as both an adverb and adjective.

Jake: Look at this gore I found the other day. It's fucking amazing.
Brad: That's some cancerous shit. Sometimes I don't know why I still am friends with you.

by Nick32x December 20, 2014

cancerstick

Synonym for cigarette. So name because they cause cancer.

I just smoked my last cancerstick.

by Andy Kay April 6, 2003

Cancer

A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.

My friend was diagnosed with cancer recently, I'm praying that he'll be able to beat it

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

cancer kazoo

An electrolarynx, akin to a megaphone or Mr. Microphone, only it is held to a blowhole in the throat after the larynx has been removed due to diseases like Cancer. The resulting "voice" is very buzzy, throaty, and monotone - but it's all you got at that point. What's sadder is that a lot of the people in this situation smoked a truckload of cigarettes along the way, and they usually look somewhat "weathered", "leathery", or "rugged" to add a visual scare with the auditory one.

Ned from South Park wears a cancer kazoo on his left wrist.

I thought a Cylon from the original Battlestar Galactica series was talking to me, but it was just a guy with a cancer kazoo.

by Popehat2 December 9, 2007