so-called

adjective, commonly or popularly but often inaccurately so termed

the so-called 'smut' you are referring to is, in fact, a work of art

by geniusfy July 28, 2006

Caledonian Sleeper

At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"

Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.

by CopeDawg February 17, 2018

Caledfwlch

It is the eponym of Excalibur, from the "Sword in the Stone" story in Arthurian legend.

Person A: Hey, what was the sword in the Sword in the Stone story called again?
Person B: Well, its name in the story is Excalibur, but the name itself comes from a Welsh name — Caledfwlch.
Person A: Oh. I didn't need to know all that, but thanks anyway, I guess.

by d.strides September 30, 2019

Calfed

When you fuck a girl so hard that when she goes to walk her legs give out like a baby calf

I calfed that girl so hard last night she fell down when she go up to walk to the bathroom.

by Sr.Ridiculously winning June 15, 2020

My Dad's called Colin

When your dad is called Keith and you decide to call him Colin instead because Keith is a silly name.

My dad's not Keith, my dad's called Colin

by Flimsco April 4, 2020

A Tribe Called Quest

Oldschool Rap Group

"Tribe"

Tribe be flowin ya na mean?

by Willy October 8, 2003

a so-called friend

a fake friend

by Darius April 25, 2003