Kentavious Caldwell-Pope

The most handsome being alive. Perfect in every way shape and form. Also happens to be the greatest basketball player of all time, with two NBA championships.

Bro, you might've cured cancer, but you're not Kentavious Caldwell-Pope!

by KCPLover121 May 9, 2024

David Caldwell

One of the most intelligent people you will ever know. Street and book smart. Extremely funny, but only for people who actually like humor. Pretty old school when it comes to respect, but that’s the best kind of respect. He may be respectful and is the kind of guy who helps an old lady walk the street, but he’s also the kind of guy who will throw you across the room if you piss him off. If you ever meet a David Caldwell, you won’t ever forget him. He may become your best friend or he might think you’re retarded and annoying. But if you get the chance to become his best friend, you’re one of the luckiest!

Yo, that David Caldwell is cool! Idk if I want to ask him about history or ask him advice on going to pound town?

by 999merie March 8, 2021

Ryan Caldwell

A huge dick in the ass that never pays out.

Has Ryan Caldwell still not payed you out?

by Avatarleon July 18, 2017

Señora Caldwell

A complete fuck head who is a Karen and probably one of the most annoying people u will ever meet

OMG!!! why the hell does there have to be a Señora Caldwell in my life?!?!

by ohyeasfuckyea March 8, 2022

Brooke Caldwell

Brooke Caldwell doesn’t believe in casual interactions. To her, every person she meets has a story, a purpose, and a lesson to teach. She’ll casually drop lines like, “Nobody important? In all my years, I’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important before,” as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world. She sees value in every encounter, and her ability to make you feel seen, whether you’re a stranger or her best friend, is one of the reasons people gravitate toward her. She’s the type of person who believes that everyone has something worth offering, and she’ll remind you of it when you least expect it.

Person 1: “Brooke Caldwell just said ‘nobody important?’ and went on about how everyone has something to offer.”
Person 2: “Of course she did. She’s like a walking TED talk on human connection. Everyone’s important to her.”

by TarinWinslow July 26, 2025

Brooke Caldwell

If there's one thing you’ll notice about Brooke, it’s how little she lets things bother her. Someone tried to throw shade? She didn’t even notice. You got upset over something petty? She already moved on. Brooke’s secret power is her ability to stay calm in chaos. She’s like a walking zen garden, no matter how much drama swirls around her.

Ragebaiter: Dude, she's impossible to bait.

Normal Person: Brooke Caldwell is an unbothered queen, sorry bud..

by TarinWinslow July 24, 2025

Brooke Caldwell

Brooke Caldwell is tough as nails, but there’s a soft spot in her heart, and sometimes it cracks. Brooke will laugh off the idea of being emotional, but if you catch her in the right moment, whether it's over a sad movie, an unexpected compliment, or a moment of vulnerability, she’s wiping away tears before anyone can even say, "are you okay?"

Best friend 1: Wow this movie is amazi- wait are you crying?

Brooke Caldwell: I just have a bug in my eye. (wink)

by TarinWinslow July 24, 2025