Cole calder

A bowl cutted fuck who has no concept of a joke and gets no bitches

“Look at this virgin mushroom”, its a cole calder

by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022

Calder

Doing too much

That guys such a Calder

by Hehdhanhdhahdhsj August 20, 2025

Cole Calder

HFC

Cole Calder is a turbo through and through.

by cabbage13 January 27, 2022

Calder

Homosexual

Calder is a homosexual and a great person

by udfjkn August 7, 2022

Calder

DESCRIPTION
Calder is the average sleep paralysis gnome that appears in your nightmare, do not worry as Calder is too short to be able to scare you.

SEEING THE CALDER

If you want to see the Calder in your nightmares, try to stay up at least 42 hours and say "habos, babos, ball" with a ball in your hand ( higher chance of seeing the Calder if its a yellow bouncy ball ) then at "ball" throw the ball at the ground ( once per 4 hour ). The chance of seeing the Calder is possible but EXTREMELY rare but after doing that ritual, it'll be a 50/50 chance of seeing the Calder.

THE CALDERS NOISES
The Calder will normally make the sound from angry birds, that being "RAH-HEENYA" or the scooby-dooby-doo "REHEHEHEHEHE".

VRO IM AVERAGE HEIGHT - My comrade Calder.

Calder is tiny af. B) yuh.

by Boxil_ig October 8, 2025

Calder

Calder is somebody who has nine toes. They also steal your big toes in your sleep by tickling you until you suffocate! Calder is like a sleep paralysis demon but as short as a gnome.

Person 1: Damn, it's a dwarf with nine toes!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.

by the blue dog January 7, 2025

sexy calder

when u see calder being sexy!

ooh, sexy calder looks good.

by talbot999999999 June 19, 2023